Golf Girl

Note: Sounds about right to me.
Not completely sure about E chord, maybe E7.

D
Standing on a golf course
C
Dressed in P.V.C.
A#
I chanced upon a Golf Girl
D
Selling cups of tea
D
She asked me did I want one
C
Asked me with a grin
A#
For three pence you can buy one
D
Full right to the brim
D
So of course I had to have one
C
In fact I ordered three
A#
So I could watch the Golf Girl
D
Could see she fancied me
D
And later on the golf course
C
After drinking tea
A#
It started raining golf balls
D
And she protected me
A
Her name was Pat
C
And we sat under a tree
E
She kissed me
A
We go for walks
A
In fine weather
A
All together
C
On the golf course
E
We talk in morse