D
D   D7    D7sus G  Bb
Forgive me if I seem to be impatient and obscene
  D             D7 D7sus  G   Bb
It's just I'd like to fall so flat and hear the voices shouting back
 F#   A  B   G  F#
Tinkerbell should have waited before turning on the TV show
F F#  A   B   G  F#
Tinkerbell should have waited before turning on the TV show
    D       D7     D7sus   G     Bb
As orange buffoons dance, they booked a faker in advance
       D    D7    D7sus G Bb
Left purple jungles in a trance to raise the nepotistic chant
 F#    A   B   G  F#  F
Tinkerbell should have waited before turning on the TV show
 F#    A   B   G  F#  F
Tinkerbell should have waited before turning on the TV show
 F#    A   B   G  F#  F
Tinkerbell should have waited before turning on the TV show
F     F#     A   B   G  B
She should have waited, she should have waited before the show
 E G    B
The TV show . . . the TV show
                            (La la la la la la)
 E G    B
The TV show . . . the TV show
                            (La la la la la la)
   E      G  B
So you want to be a star? Tell the monkey where you are, look the monkey in the
eye
 (the TV show . . .     the TV show)
              E                     G    B
Did you fly into a rage? Did you lust for centre stage? Look the monkey in the
eye
 (the TV show . . .     the TV show)
   E      G    B
Did you yearn to leave your mark? Did you swear that you'd go far? Look the
monkey in the eye
 (the TV show . . .     the TV show)
   E      G   B
If you want to be a star tell the monkey where you are, look the monkey in the
eye
         (the TV show . . .                         the TV show)
   E      G  B
La la la la la la la la la la la la  ....
B