Bingo

                    F                Fm
I've got some fat to loose
                            C
And something else too
             F                            Fm
I never knew the rules
                        C                                     F
Because I've never had a girlfriend
                         Fm              C
I suppose I've got a lot to learn
                      F               Fm
I don't know anything
               C
I'm only seventeen
            F                        Fm
I go to public school
                    C                                                 F
They never taught me anything I need to learn
                        Fm
But someone told me where to find out


C                       D
Out where the lights are red
               F                   G                                C
And the pretty ladies call from their shop floors
                         D
Out where the films are blue
               F                         G                          C
And the licensed places never shut their doors
         D                          F
I will go there-bingo
                C
I will find out
               D                    F
I will discover-bingo
                             C
What the fuss is about


Interlude (F, Fm, C) x 2


                 F                    Fm
So I went up to town
                           C
and I got some money out
                   F                  Fm
I found my self a bar
                        C                                                 F
Where all the lovely ladies offered me their help
                   Fm
And then I really found out


C                       D
Out where the lights are red
               F                   G                                C
And the pretty ladies call from their shop floors
                         D
Out where the films are blue
               F                         G                          C
And the licensed places never shut their doors
          D                              F
Yes I went there-bingo
                    C
and I found out
                  D                    F
Yes I discovered-bingo
                             C
What the fuss is about


Interlude (F, Fm, C) x 2


But as I tried to leave
They gave the bill to me
I couldn't quite believe
They made me pay a hundred pounds for diet coke
Or they would call my mother


Out where the skies are black
And they wait for another victim to piss on
Out where the kids are green
And are thick enough to left themselves be conned
Yes I went there-bingo
and I found out
Yes I discovered-bingo
What the fuss is about