Transcribed by Ben Godby
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Standard Tuning EADGBe

Legend

h = hammer on
/ = slide
~ = vibrato/trill

Chords
   E5 G5 C5 D5
e|-------------|
B|-------------|
G|-------5--7--|
D|-2--5--5--7--|
A|-2--5--3--5--|
E|-0--3--------|

First Verse
G5                                   C5         
I get turned on by the nylons in the hamper, parents out of town, I 
                                     E5
guess they’re sleeping in the camper tonight; I bet they’re getting 
C5     D5 G5                                                 C5 
sweaty.   'Cause when I met you, you were a vision in paper, try to be 
                           E5               C5            D5
but you’re not like her at all; you’re just not like your mom. 

Chorus
G5                          C5                         E5       
(Try to look) Like your mom (Try to act) Like your mom (Try to smell) 
               C5                D5       
Like your mom, couldn’t girl, oh where’s your mom?

Solo
e|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-/10-8-7-8-10-8---/10-8-7-8-7-5---/10-8-7-8-10-8-12-10-8-12-10-8----|
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------|

e|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------12-------12-------12-14-12-------12-------12-------12-14-12--|
D|-12h14----12h14----12h14----------12h14----12h14----12h14-----------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------|



e|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------/12~~~~-/15~~~~-----------------------------------|
G|-16-16-14-12-9--------------------12/-------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------|

Second Verse (Bass only)
I had a dream that she took me to Vegas, tied me to the bed and played bridge
with her friends – and they were naked. The next day she took me out shopping,
bought me kid’s clothes just to dress me up, oh God! She 
                (Pick slide)
said I was a bad boy! 

Chorus (hang on D5 at end of chorus)
End on G5