Ha, ha
Ha, ha
Ha, ha, ha, ha

Ha, ha
Ha, ha
Ha, ha, ha, ha

Don't want no short short man
Don't want no short short man
Don't want no short short man
Don't want no short short man
Ha, ha, ha, ha

Don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want no short short man

Don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want no short short man

Innie weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short short man
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Innie weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short short man
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Innie weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short short man
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Innie weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short short man
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

What in the world is that thing?
Do you need some tweezers to put that little thing away?
That has got to be
The smallest rr- I've ever seen, in my whole life
Get the- outta here

Eeny weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short short man
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Eeny weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short short man
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Eeny weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short short man
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Eeny weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short short man
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Ah, ha, ha
Ah, ha, ha
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ha, ha

Isn't that cute? An extra belly button
You need to put your pants back on, honey

Don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want no short short man

Don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want no short short man

Eeny wee, eeny wee
Eeny weeny, eeny wee
Eeny weeny, eeny wee
Eeny weeny, eeny wee

Eeny weeny, eeny wee
Eeny weeny, eeny wee
Eeny weeny, eeny wee

Eeny weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short short man
Pobre pobrecito que diablo es eso
Pobre pobreci pobre pobrecito
Que que que que que diablo es eso

Don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, ah, ah, ha, ha