Cooter

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Now, we all know the pride of Hazzard County, Bo and Luke

                                             E
Uncle Jesse, and let's not forget Miss Daisy Duke

                                                    A
Rosco, don't you know, that sheriff was no straight shooter

                   E                 B        E
Some may hate Boss Hogg, but man, we all love Cooter



E                                                         B
The girls down at the Boar's Nest used to love to see 'em comin'

                                                                E
There ain't much in that little town them Duke boys ain't tried jumpin'

                                                     A
And when we hear that General Lee's familiar "Dixie" hooter

                 E                B            E
We all knew that soon we'd get to see a little Cooter



E                                             B
Now, Cooter is the reason that TV show was so hot

                                                   E
And Bo and Luke, they hung out with Cooter quite a lot

                                                  A
And when they took Cooter for a ride in them back-woods

                     E               B           E
They did things with Cooter (ha ha!) no man ever should


E                                          B
Cooter kept them boys' engine fired up and smokin'

                                              E
No matter how they tore it up, Cooter kept on goin'

                                A
No such thing as GPS or On-Star computer

                       E                    B               E
Them there boys didn't need no help when it came to findin' Cooter



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Now, we have every episode on high def D V D

                                                        E
And we love to watch ol' Bo hood slide across our big T V

                                               A
And Daisy in her short shorts could not be any cuter

                           E        B              E
But what we really want to see is a whole lot more Cooter



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For those of you who think this song could not be any cruder

                         E                B             E
Get your mind out of the gutter; I'm just talkin' about Cooter