The Physician

[INTRODUCTION] CHORD SHAPES
    D  Gm6 Gm A7 Bm  
E|--2--3---3--0--2--| 
B|--3--5---3--2--3--| 
G|--2--3---3--2--4--| 
D|--0--3---5--2--4--| 
A|--x--5---5--0--2--| 
E|--x--3---3--x--2--| 


[VERSE] CHORD SHAPES
    A7 D  A7+   D6 F#dim G  F# F  Eb B7 Em7 D7 
E|--0--2--1-----2--2-----3--2--1--3--2--0---2--| 
B|--2--3--2-----0--1-----0--2--1--4--0--0---1--| 
G|--0--2--0-----2--2-----0--3--2--3--2--0---2--| 
D|--2--0--2-----0--1-----0--4--3--5--1--0---0--| 
A|--0--x--0-----x--x-----2--4--3--6--2--2---x--| 
E|--x--x--x-----x--x-----3--2--1--3--x--0---x--| 


[CHORUS] CHORD SHAPES      
   G  G+    C  Cm  D7 E7  A  A7+ D  Dm  Gm6
E|-3--3-----0--3---2--0---0--1-----4--1---3----| 
B|-0--0-----1--4---1--3---2--2-----6--3---5----| 
G|-0--0-----0--5---2--1---2--0-----4--2---3----| 
D|-0--1-----2--5---0--0---2--2-----6--0---3----| 
A|-2--2-----3--3---x--2---0--0-----4--x---5----| 
E|-3--3-----3--3---x--0---x--x-----4--x---3----| 

[INTRODUCTION]
       D                          Gm6
Once I loved such a shattering physician
          Gm           A7            D
Quite the best looking doctor in the state
          D                    Gm6
He looked after my physical condition
        Gm      A7         D
And his bedside manner was great
         Bm                         Gm6
When I'd gaze up and see him there above me
        Gm          A7            D
Looking less like a doctor than a Turk
      Bm                          Gm6
I was tempted to whisper, "Do you love me
          Gm     A7        D
Or do you merely love your work?"

[Verse 1]
   A7      D         A7+          D6
He said my bronchial tubes were entrancing
      D       A7+             F#dim          A7
My epiglottis filled him with glee
          G        F#              F     Eb      B7
He simply loved my larynx and went wild about my pharynx
       Em7           A7    D
But he never said he loved me

[Verse 2]
   A7      D  A7+        D6
He said my epidermis was darling
             D        A7+           F#dim   A7
And found my blood as blue as could be
                G      F#             F          Eb    B7
He went through wild ecstatics when I showed him my lymphatics
       Em7           A7    D         D7
But he never said he loved me

[Chorus 1]
               G      G+           C        Cm
And though, no doubt,       it was not very smart of me
  G         D7             E7
I kept on a-wracking of my soul
          A    A7+            D           Dm
To figure out          why he loved every part of me
    A       Gm6     A
And yet not me as a whole

[Verse 3]
   A7  D    A7+        D6
By my esophagus he was ravished
       D     A7+    F#dim    A7
Enthusiastic to a degree
              G     F#            F       Eb  B7
He said 'twas just enormous - my appendix vermformis
       Em7           A7    D
But he never said he loved me

[Verse 4]
   A7      D   A7+        D6
He said my cerebellum was brilliant
       D        A7+        F#dim    A7
And my cerebrum far from N G
          G         F#       F       Eb   B7
I know he thought a lotta My medulla oblongota
       Em7           A7    D
But he never said he loved me

[Verse 5]
   A7      D   A7+          D6
He said my maxillaries were marvels
             D       A7+         F#dim    A7
And found my sternum stunning to see
         G      F#            F        Eb     B7
He did a double hurdle when I shook my pelvic girdle
       Em7           A7    D     D7
But he never said he loved me

[Chorus 2]
           G      G+            C            Cm
He seemed amused        when he first made a test of me
   G           D7      E7
To further his medical art
         A      A7+             D            Dm
Yet he refused        when he'd fixed up the rest of me
   A         Gm6        A
To cure that ache in my heart

[Verse 6]
  A7      D          A7+      D6
I know he thought my pancreas perfect
           D          A7+           F#dim     A7
And for my spleen was keen as could be
            G       F#               F        Eb    B7
He said, of all his sweeties I'd the sweetest dia - betes
       Em7           A7    D
But he never said he loved me