C
I still remember third of December
Em
Me in your sweater

You said it looked better
   Am
On me than it did you
                 F
Only if you knew how much I liked you
    Fm
But I watch your eyes as she

 C
Walks by
                  Em                        Am
What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky
                  F           Fm
She's got you mesmerized while I die

C
Why would you ever kiss me?
    Em
I'm not even half as pretty
    Am
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
    F
But you like her better
 Fm
(Wish I were Heather)

C
Watch as she stands with her holding your hand
         Em
Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder
    Am
But how could I hate her? She's such an angel
F                    Fm
But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she

C
Walks by
                 Em                         Dm
What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky
                 F           Fm
She's got you mesmerized while I die

C
Why would you ever kiss me?
    Em
I'm not even half as pretty
    Am
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
    F
But you like her better
  Fm
I wish I were Heather

C   Em
Uh, oh

I wish I were Heather
Am   F
Oh,  oh
   Fm
I wish I were Heather

C
Why would you ever kiss me?
    Em
I'm not even half as pretty
    Am
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
    F
But you like her better
       Fm
Wish I were