E
Do the hammer lock!
Do the hammer lock!
A
Do the hammer lock, you turkey necks!
E
Do the hammer lock!
B A
Do the hammer lock, you turkey necks!
E N.C.
Everybody's doing it!
[Verse 2]
E
Do the eye gouge!
Do the eye gouge!
A
Now do the eye gouge, you turkey necks!
E
Now do the eye gouge!
B A
Do the eye gouge you, turkey necks!
E N.C.
Everybody's doing it!
[Interlude]
E A
All right, you turkey necks! I wanna teach you how to do the Crusher!
E B A E
And if you don't learn it now, I'm gonna getcha in the ring!
Now first you take your fist,
And you put it on your waist,
A
Then you squeeze your partner's head
E B A
Until she's blue in the face!
E
Yeah do the crusher!
[Outro]
Do the crusher!
Do the crusher!
A
Do the crusher, you turkey necks!
E
Do the crusher!
B A
Do the crusher, you turkey necks!
E
Everybody's doing it!
