E
Do the hammer lock!

Do the hammer lock!
       A
Do the hammer lock, you turkey necks!
       E
Do the hammer lock!
       B                             A
Do the hammer lock, you turkey necks!
                  E  N.C.
Everybody's doing it!


[Verse 2]

       E
Do the eye gouge!
       
Do the eye gouge!
           A
Now do the eye gouge, you turkey necks!
           E
Now do the eye gouge!
       B                           A
Do the eye gouge you, turkey necks!
                  E  N.C.
Everybody's doing it!


[Interlude]

E                                                                      A
All right, you turkey necks! I wanna teach you how to do the Crusher!
                          E                    B            A E
And if you don't learn it now, I'm gonna getcha in the ring!

Now first you take your fist,

And you put it on your waist,
         A
Then you squeeze your partner's head
            E                B A        
Until she's blue in the face!
            E
Yeah do the crusher!


[Outro]

Do the crusher!

Do the crusher!
       A
Do the crusher, you turkey necks!
       E
Do the crusher!
       B                         A
Do the crusher, you turkey necks!
                  E
Everybody's doing it!