A
Oh, pussy-titty, pussy-titty

And boom-titty-boom
E                                          A
Who wrote all the jokes on the wall in the men's room?
       E
Well I know it wasn't me and it couldn’t been you
      D
Cause all the jokes you know I know too
       A
Hoo-hoo


[Verse 2]
A
Oh, pussy-titty, pussy-titty

And boom-titty-boom
E                                            A
Who drew all the pictures on the wall in the men's room?
       E
Well I know it wasn't you, and it mighta been me
D
How could you draw what you never seen?
       A
Hoo-hoo


[Verse 3]
A
Oh, pussy-titty, pussy-titty

And boom-titty-boom
E                                                A
Who put the crack in the soap on the sink in the men’s room?
E
Well a man is a man, is a man, is a man
      D
If ya pee on your fingers, gotta wash your hands
       A
Hoo-hoo


[Verse 4]
A
Oh, pussy-titty, pussy-titty

And boom-titty-boom
E                                      A
Who cast their vote on the wall in the men’s room?
E
Well I hope to God the word never gets around
       D
That a vote on a men’s room wall don’t count
       A
Hoo-hoo