E

                                    B
I've been known to drink a beer or two. 
                                  E
And I can handle whiskey ninety proof. 
                                        A
I'm just fine with a glass of wine, champagne to cabernet. 
         B
But I crossed the line when I crossed the border and hang out with Jose

             E                  A
'Cause with one tequila, it's bring on the salt and lime.
             B                                 E
With two tequilas the whole bar's a friend of mine.
           E                A
But with three tequilas my legs don't work no more.
           D            A             B              E
Yeah it's one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

E
                             B
I might end up in a Tijuana jail.
                                E
Or a Vegas chapel lifting up a veil
                                      A
Cannonball into a neighbour’s pool without a stitch of clothes.
            B
But by the end of the night I'll be tongue tied tryin' to offer up some español


             E                  A
'Cause with one tequila, it's bring on the salt and lime.
             B                                 E
With two tequilas the whole bar's a friend of mine.
           E                A
But with three tequilas my legs don't work no more.
           D            A             B              E
Yeah it's one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.


A   A   E   B
 
         C#m                  A       E
I'll be glad to pour for all you senoritas.
      C#m          A                     B
I'd rather taste salty kiss than have a sip of your margarita.


             E                  A
'Cause with one tequila, it's pass me the salt and lime.
             B                                 E
With two tequilas the whole bar's a friend of mine.
           E                A
But with three tequilas my legs don't work no more.
           D            A             B              E
Yeah it's one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
      D             A             B             E
It's four tequila, five tequila, six tequila, door.

E
Somebody take me home.
Dude you know I can't drink tequila, call me a cab.