Professional Griefers

bon appetit.
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Key:
/ OR \ = slide
  .    = stacatto
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intro (after the high-pitched bit)
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verse
enter vocals ('i like the sound of the broken pieces...')
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                                  (where she sits...)
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                                 (...don't need this!)

prechorus
enter discordant synth (ignore it and you'll hear the guitar)
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                               (...a friend just like you!)
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                                 (...with ESP!)