C       F     D        G

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b   -1-   -1-   -3-   -0-|
g   -0-   -2-   -2-   -0-|
d   -2-   -3-   -0-   -0-|
a   -3-   -0-   -0-   -2-|
E   -0-   -0-   -0-   -3-|

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E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
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G|-------2--2--------------2---2-----------------------------------------------|
D|---2-3--0-------------2-3--0-------------------------------------------------|
A|--3---------2--222---3---------2--222----------------------------------------|
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Verse 1
   C            F            D            G
mom and dad left for the weekend
     C                       F          D           G
they asked me to watch mans bestfriend
     C        F                       D              G
so I said sure I didn't have shit to do
   C                      F                 D             G
their house is sweet and they got liquar too
as soon as they left I started to drink
drank until I puked in the sink
and when I woke up there was something on the rug
and I'm pretty sure it weren't left by the pug

Chorus
 C                        D          F                   G
the dogs gonna take the blame for this one
  C                      D              F                    G
'cause mom and dad can't know what I've done
   C             D       F                     G
if they find out I shit on the floor
  C                       D         F                G
they ain't gonna let me drink no more

Verse 2
last time I got drunk on the town
my girl caught me messing around
and I tried to say it wasn't me that she saw
I tried my best to blame it on the dog
but she didn't believe my story
said theres something fucking wrong with me
the dog didn't work for me that time
but this time the dogs gonna work just fine