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I was scanning through the stations
F
Every channel sounded clear
C
With tempo like a timepiece
Bb
You know you are on a grid 
you just slide the snare
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No worries for admission
 
F
Cause we got you on the list
C
But when your boy found out we don’t put out
Bb
You know his face turned red
 and he got so pissed

C
Now there is a message
on my cell phone everyday

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C
“Hi, this is Luke Wood from DreamWorks”

Bb
“This is Joel Mark from MCA”

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C       Bb

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Capitol!
A              Bb
Send the A&R with a firm offer
F

Interscope!
A              Bb
If the answer is no you can write your own

D                                    C
But the frenzy Britt warned me of has begun
D                                                         G   C

Their cash cow killed himself so they’re looking for the next one

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I was glancing through a glossy
F
I had to scribble out my face
C
Because I’m always self-effacing
Bb

Or I’m just arrogant I guess they both are fake
F
Like when you listen back on headphones
F
With a trickle in you throat
C
You know it’s hard to sing

and I’ve been struggling
Bb

But with some Auto-Tune I can hit the note


C
So it’s 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8

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C
“You know that first note was flat

Bb
but the rest I think sounded great”

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C       Bb

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Capitol!
A                 Bb
Trash the mobile home at the festival
F

Interscope!
A              Bb
Throw that big TV off the balcony
D               C
Cause the excess excess is drying up
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So when the bottom drops out boys
               G     C
we will be the lucky ones

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