Crusty's At The Ivanhoe

*burps*
-Whadya mean it's your fuckin beer! You think your fuckin 
DOWN! You think you know what the FUCK it is to be DOWN! 
You dont fukkin know! YOU KNOW NOTHING!!

*guy yells something weird*
With his pain eased, by the sweet kiss of cheap alcohal, 
Dr.Skinny, Dances with chickens (is it one of the guys name
 ?), and Squid Viscious, head toward the grannys. Lets hope
 for the best dear friends. Lets hope, for the best...

-Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all 
ages, the academy of recording arts welcomes you to the 
23rd annual, GRANNY AWARDS! MCB is PROUD to present the 
most gala musical extraviganza of the year. Anybody who is 
anybody is here tonight, dressed to the nines in order to 
get even the glimpse of some of the many stars grazeing our
 stage this evening. HI THERE! I'm Jimmy Rickles. With Live
 performances by...

Ann Murray
Deicide
and the one, the only, Punky Bruster

But before all that, please give a big round of friendly 
applause for your hose this evening, entertainment this 
hours, PJ Little-Pricky.

-Thank you! Thank you, thank you-Yes, quite an exciting 
evening-thank you, thank you. I'm... extremely excited to 
be your host this evening for the 23rd, anuel, granny 
awards. Right? Yes thank you. Yes...
And this year'ss most exciting year because we got a new 
award, and thats how we're going to start things off 
tonight... It is a life long achievement award for the 
best, punk-rock band. Now this is judged on anarchtic 

content, chord dissonance, hair coloring, body piercing, 
and of course some other technical things we need not 
concern ourselves with. Without further adu, lets give this
 award out, and start this party off.
The envelope please? thank you... shes lovely isn't she?...
 nice boobies....
And this years award of course... it will come as no 
surprise to all of you...
PUNKY BRUSTER! Come on up guys! Come and get your 
award.....

-Oh! OH! OH! Thank you! Thank you this is so unexpected! I 
don'-I don't know what to say! Uh... well... we'd like to 
thank-uh-our families! Our families! Our manager-GOD BLESS 
YOU, GOD BLESS YOU! Uh- The Norwegion Death metal scene- Oh
 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm s... sorry not that! Just a 
joke, just a joke -Jokey, Jokey wokey- uuuh, I don't know.
GOD BLESS EVERYBODY! Oh, and before we go, before we go! 
We'd like to thank all the Pioneer punk bands of 1994- You 
know who you are guys! Thank you, thank you VERY MUCH- 
THANK YOU ALL!

-Yes, yes folks, Punky Bruster-but guys wait, before you 
leave the stage please, won't you play us a song, the 
audience is going wiiild here. Yes yes, I think they're in 
agreement with me you must play us a song...
No please, please guys We got it set up for you right here.
 Please come everyone! PUNKY BEUSTER!!! Yes, LIVE, here for
 you...

-awww, you guys! I'd just like to say your all soooo great,
 for helping us become number one. I guess we can just do 
one song. I mean one little song! Only one though! Okay, 
all set! Guitar? Thank you (got my bass) okay! This is our 
new single, and it goes out to all of, yooouuuu.