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Well I'm the bartender at the Loser's Lounge
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And my fame has spread all over this town
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I mix the drink that gives the place its name
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And what it does to fellas is a downright shame

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I mix gin sin and a little bit a where you been
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That's the start of a loser's cocktail
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Cause I mix wine time with this'll get her off your mind
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And I call it a loser's cocktail

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Then other kinda losers come in every night
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Take off their rings and slip 'em outa sight
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They try to make out with the girls at the bar
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Then I mix 'em the drinks that I'm famous for

[Chorus]
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I mix beer cheer with she'll never know you've never been here
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I make them a loser's cocktail
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Cause I mix rum for some with yeah that little chick is dumb
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Then I serve them a loser's cocktail

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No matter what they order they all end up the same
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It's what you put in it that's the name of the game
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Some of the losers come here to forget
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While the rest don't even know what they're looking for yet

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I mix beer tears with a lotta wishin' she was here
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That's a part of a loser's cocktail
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Cause I mix gin sin with yeah I'll be seeing you again
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And I call it a loser's cocktail