Bouncer

- can i help you lady?
- yeah, is this a reggaeton party?
- no, this is a jumpstyle party
- a jumpstyle party?! so no reggaeton with daddy yankee?
- who the hell is that?
- well, i've never heard of jumpstyle!
- sorry lady, it's already time
- hmm, how do they dance?
- leg goes forward, leg goes back, turns around, people are jumping around in here like they're posessed
- i can do that too
- if you don't have any skill, you're gonna have to leave
- who do you think you are?
- lady, one last time! this is not a reggaeton party!
- oh man, go and fuck yourself!
- i've had enough of you, it's time to go, i'm getting insane. i wanna leave, all this jumping around and commotion, it's driving me crazy! let's go home and watch some poooooooorn!

I just wanna go home and watch some porn!

I've had enough of you
I'm getting insane
I wanna leave
People inside are making me mad
All this jumping around and commotion
It's driving me crazy
I just wanna go home and watch some porn!

No, it's a jumpstyle party!