G
If you like to say,
                 G
"dude that is so gay,"
                  C
You're probably a douchebag.
            Am                      C
If you are about, to put on your tapout,
                  G
You're probably a douchebag.

[Verse 2]
                       G
If the beard upon your chin,
                   G
is one line pencil thin,
                  C
You're probably a douchebag.
                       Am
If your clothes are afflicted,
                        C
you think Nickelback is wicked,
                  G          C G
You're probably a douchebag.

[Chorus]
                C
But who am I to say
                            Bm
That we're different in any way
                               C
Because I judge the things you say and do
                  D                G C G
And act like I am better than you.

[Verse 3]
               G
But if you use steroids,
                              G
or you call your friends your boys,
                  C
You're probably a douchebag
                        Am
If you like your women loose,
                       C
or you only drink Grey Goose,
                  G
You're probably a douchebag

[Verse 4]
                         G
If you like to to get in fights,
                      G
or wear sunglasses at night,
                  C
You're probably a douchebag
                    Am
If you talk on your Bluetooth,
               C
or have tribal tatoos,
                  G
You're probably a douchebag

[Chorus-Ending]
                C
But who am I to say
                            Bm
That we're different in any way
                               C
Because I judge the things you say and do
                  D
And act like I am better than you
                   B7        Em   Am
I guess I'm just a douchebag toooooo
                    G
Just not as much as you