I wanna have a limousine
I wanna hit the TV screen
I wanna be a fuckin' rock star
With the David Bowie style
I dream I am the #1
The headlines with my name in them
Girls getting horny just to see
My face on the covers

Why can't I be you - My dear rock star
Why can't I be you - Almighty rock star
We're just bugs from your anus

I wanna rise high in the charts
I wanna break girls' little hearts
I wanna spit right on your face
While you keep sucking up my cock
I'll fuck you like a porno star
In the backseat of a stolen car
Then I'll be laughing at the court
'Cause I'm above the law

Why can't I be you - You dirty rock star
Why can't I be you - Oh you filthy rock star
We're just bugs from your anus
And you don't care
'Cause you live in your world
With your millions around
I just wanna be you
And I'm hating myself
No matter what I do
I'm just somebody else

Why can't I be you - You stupid rock star
Why can't I be you - Oh you fuckin' rock star
We're just bugs from your anus