G
A bottle a day 
Bm
keeps the doctors away
D                   Em
or so my girlfriend says
G
So I take my medicine 
Bm
and she gives me something
D                      C
that word's just can't express


G
She's cranky when she's sober
D
so sweet when she's wasted
       C
When I quench my thirst with her waters
   D                          C
it's the sweetest I have ever tasted


C   G    C   G


G
As I lay down to sleep
Bm
she lays a bottle at my feet
D                              Em
knowing when I wake up I'll be shaking
G
the sun comes through the window
Bm
she opens up the bottle
D                        C
she feeds me my medicine again


G
She's cranky when she's sober
D
so sweet when she's wasted
       C
When I quench my thirst with her waters
D                             C
it's the sweetest I have ever tasted
C                  G
I can't stay clean long
              C         G
I hope she is not angry anymore



Em            D              C
she brings me happiness in a bottle
         Am          Em
makes life easier to swallow
         G           Am
makes love easier to hold
             G
so I've been told


Em   G   Am   A


G
She's cranky when she's sober
D
so sweet when she's wasted
       C
When I quench my thirst with her waters
D                             C
it's the sweetest I have ever tasted
C                  G
can't stay clean long
            C         G
hope she's not angry anymore