F: 003211
C: 032010
G: 320033

4/4 time

F, C, G, G repeats throughout the song.

E|--1-1-1-1---------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--|
B|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--|
G|--2-2-2-2--------------------------|
D|--3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2------------------|
A|----------3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--|
E|------------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--|

          F          C            G
there’s no end to the love you can give
        G                    F             C          G
when you change your point of view to under foot, very good
          G
you may be flat but you’re breathing
F      C      G     G
Oh,... Oh,... Oh,...

          F          C            G
there’s no doubt he’s alone in his room
        G                F            C
probably watching porn of you from the fall
         G                   G
it’s last call and you’re the last one leaving
F      C      G     G
Oh,... Oh,... Oh,... 
                                    F
and you thought you could change the world
  C            G
by opening your legs
  G          F
it isn’t very hard
   C            G
try kicking them instead
               G                    F
and you thought you could change his mind
  C                 G          G
by changing your perfume to the kind his mother wore
 F           C
o god delilah why?
       G                     G
i never met a more impossible girl
F      C      G     G
Oh,... Oh,... Oh,...

            F             C                 G
in this same bar where you slammed down your hand
         G              F
and said “Amanda, i’m in love”
         C
no you’re not
             G              G
you’re just a sucker for the ones who use you
      F              C             G        G
and it doesn’t matter what i say or do
          F               C                 G
the stupid bastard’s gonna have his way with you

         G           F
you’re an unrescuable schizo
  C                  G
or else you’re on the rag
   G               F
and if you take him back
   C             G
i’m gonna lose my nerve
       G
i never met a more impossible girl
F      C      G     G
Oh,... Oh,... Oh,...

       F              C
at four o'clock he got off and
          G               G                F
you called up "i’m down at denny’s on route one
         C               G
you won’t guess what he’s done"
         G    
is that a fact delililah
     F           C        G   
larry tap let you into the back
           G            F
and use his calling card again
     C             G
for a quick hand of gin

       G           F            C           G
you are impossible, delilah: the princess of denial
         G              F           C                G
and after seven years in advertising you are none the wiser

         G           F
you’re an unrescuable schizo
  C                  G
or else you’re on the rag
   G               F
and if you take him back
   C             G
i’m gonna lose my nerve
    G                     F
he’s gonna beat you like a pillow
   C             G
you schizos never learn
   G               F
and if you take him home
      C            G
you’ll get what you deserve
          G
i've never met a more impossible girl
F      C      G     G
Oh,... Oh,... Oh,...

                    F C G G
so don’t cry delilah
                          F C G G 
you’re still alive delilah
                        F C G G 
you need a ride delilah? 
                                    F C G G
let’s see how fast this thing can go.....