E|-------------------| |-------------------||------------------||--------------|
B|--------8--7--5----| |-------------------||---------10-8-7-5-||--------------|
G|-7--7-7----------7-| |-5--4--2---2--2----||-7--7-7-----------||-5--4--2----2-|
D|-------------------| |---------5--------5||------------------||----------5---|
A|-------------------| |-------------------||------------------||--------------|
E|-------------------| |-------------------||------------------||--------------|

[Intro]
G  A (Riff 1) A  G (Riff 2) G  A (Riff 3) A  G (Riff 4) X2

[Verse 1]
 A
After a couple-a drinks
           G
I started hearin things
A                                          G
Search around in the grass to see what it was
A                          G
A familiar tune, I had to find it,
A                               G
before everyone thought I was losin it

[Chorus]
D         Db     B  A
You are a piece of plastic
D         Db     B  A
You are a piece of plastic
D         E     F#  A
It was a piece of plastic
                 G           A
Ahh-ahh ahhh ahhh           Plas-tic

[Instrumental]
G   A (Riff 1) A  G (Riff 2) G  A (Riff 3) A  G (Riff 4)

[Verse 2]
A                               G
I asked my friends to come and help me
A                                 G
They confirmed that I wasn't goin cray-zay
A
Was the travel that made us
              G
Confused and baffled
A                                    G
And in the end we found out what it was

[Chorus]
D         Db     B  A
You are a piece of plastic
D          Db    B  A
You are a piece of plastic
D         E     F#  A
It was a piece of plastic
                 G         A
Ahh-ahh ahhh ahhh         Plas-tic

[Solo]
G  A   A   G X5

[Outro]
D         Db     B  A
You are a piece of plastic
D         D     B  A
You are a piece of plastic
D         E     F#  A
It was a piece of plastic
                G        A
Ahh-ahh ahhh ahh         Plas-tic