My brain don't work so good
My brain don't work like it should
People say I'm real thick
Things they say just never click

I went to special class
Somehow I still couldn't pass
All the teachers in the land
Couldn't make me understand that I'm

Low IQ
I can't tie my shoes
I'm low IQ
Doesn't mean that I don't need love too

Low IQ
My earholes go right through
I'm low IQ
I need affection just as much as you

They tell me I'm deep in debt
Confiscate all my assets
I feel like I'm being oppressed
I don't understand compound interest

Truth is I'm just really dumb
Pick my nose and suck my thumb
Guess I'll always be alone
'Cause no one wants a guy with a head full of stones

Low IQ
Put me in a zoo
I'm low IQ
Doesn't mean that I don't need love too

Low IQ
You know that I'll be true
I'm low IQ
I need affection just as much as you

Me, well, I'm dumb as rocks
This ol' brain is about as good as penny stocks

If I'm the dumbest in the land
Does that mean that no one will ever
Hold
My
Hand?

Low IQ
If only you knew
I'm low IQ
Just how much I wanna be with you

Low IQ
I need loving too
I'm low IQ
Dumb enough to fall in love with you

Low IQ
How badly I want to
Low IQ
Fix this useless brain and start anew