F                        G
We've been friends for a long long time,
F            Dm        F
We've shared again and again;
                                             G
We like the same clothes and we like the same wine,
            A#
And we have similar taste in men!
           Cm
Now we've found one man, and we can share him too,
    F#                                       E        F
For I will love him first and what is left I give to you!

Chorus:

A#    A#7              D# 
Apres moi you can tell 'em
         F            D#            A#
That his eyes are the colour of the sea.
     A#    A#7           D#   Cm
Only apres moi means you tell 'em
      F         D#        A#
After me, after me, after me!

A#    A#7              D# 
Apres moi you can hold 'em
          F            D#            A#
Till he melts like the sugar in your tea!
     A#    A#7           D#   Cm
Only apres moi means you'll hold 'em
      F         D#        A#
After me, after me, after me!

Interlude:

D#                       A#
"Apres moi" I learned in France,
       F                             A#
When I learn the meaning of the word romance.
D#                        A#
If you wish to learn this too,
    C                                  F
I suggest you watch me closely while I woo woo woo woo!

Chorus:

A#     A#7        D# 
Mmm-mm-mm, I have kissed him;
       F           D#                A#
Do you hear how he whispered "ooh-la-la!"?
A#            A#7                D# Cm
Do you really think he will kiss you
      F          D#         A#
Apres moi, apres moi, apres moi?

Interlude:

D#                       A#
"Apres moi" I learned in France,
       F                             A#
When I learn the meaning of the word romance.
D#                        A#
If you wish to learn this too,
    C                                  F
I suggest you watch me closely while I woo woo woo woo!
Chorus:

A#     A#7        D# 
Mmm-mm-mm, I have kissed him;
       F           D#                A#
Do you hear how he whispered "ooh-la-la!"?
A#            A#7                D# Cm
Do you really think he will kiss you
      F          D#         A#
Apres moi, apres moi, apres moi?
      F     
Apres moi, apres
N.C.
Oh well, I really didn't like him anyway!