Britches

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Beware of a gal in britches,
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Yo-di-o-di-o.
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Never trust no gal in britches,
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No-di-o-di-o.

[Verse 1]
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If you had a sense of this, her horse.
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You woulda know it by now o'course.
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Who wears the britches is the boss.
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That's a gal, that's a gal in britches.

[Verse 2]
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Don't mess with a gal in britches,
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Yo-di-o-di-o.
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No feminine gal wears britches,
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No-di-o-di-o.

[Verse 3]
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She'll beg you to come, to the country dance.
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You'll ride twenty miles for the big romance.
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She shows up in her brother's pants.
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What you'd expect,  -  from a girl in britches?

[Bridge]
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Yo-di-o-di-o-i-ay, It's none of my misfortune.
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Yo-di-o-di-o-di-ay, Just thought you'd like to know.

[Verse 4]
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Don't marry no gal in britches,
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Yo-di-o-di-o.
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You'll never know which is, which is,
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No-di-o-di-o.

[Outro]
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She'll put a halter through your nose.
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Have you cooking and washing clothes.
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While she goes chasing them buffaloes.
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Bet your boots, that's a gal in britches.