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Ayo
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(This a song about)
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My, my stepdad
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(Let's see if this ever happened to you)
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I, I hate

My, my stepdad


[Verse 1]
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One thing that sticks in my craw
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When I was six and I saw my stepfather hittin' my Ma
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Socked her right in her eyeball
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I'm startin' to think I'm psychotic
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With all the pictures I draw of
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Shit that I've already witnessed, it’s probably twisted my thoughts
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All I can hear is drama with Mom and him
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I can always hear 'em arguin' down the hallways
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The walls are thin so the noise is startin' to feel like the norm
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Our dog pissed on the carpet, he stomped it so hard
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Doctors had to put it down
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He killed my chihuahua, this motherfucker!


[Chorus]
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I, I, hate
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My, my stepdad (Stepdad)
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So tonight I'm sayin', "Bye-bye stepdad" (Stepdad)


[Verse 2]
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Outside, I look like I'm calm
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Inside, I'm a tickin' time bomb
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'Cause of this motherfucker, who sticks his dick in my mom (My mom)
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Last night, he said I left the kitchen light on
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But he walked in there this morning and purposely flipped it, I saw him
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Hickory switch to my bottom, I counted sixty-nine times
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He swatted me with it, I'd cry
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He just started hittin' me harder
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God, I wish I could just jaw him
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If I could get my weight up
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But I'm just a second grader
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This prick is bigger than I am
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But I've been readin' at school about this shit called liquid cyanide
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I'm fantasizin' at night when he's sleepin' at just the right time
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Sneak up with a lethal injection
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And put him down like they did to my dog
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I'm talkin' euthanasia (Euthanasia), like kids in Taiwan
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This fuckin' shit's like Saigon (Saigon)
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Neighbors called police on him
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So many battery charges, this dude's like lithium-ion
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Then Mom and him let bygones (Bygones)
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Just be bygones
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So on eggshells, I walk and just try not to piss this guy off
n.c.
But this is why I...


[Chorus]
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I, I, hate
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My, my stepdad (Stepdad)
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So tonight I'm sayin', "Bye-bye stepdad" (Stepdad)


[Verse 3]
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So this year, I'm goin' into the fifth and I'm tall
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I'm five foot six on my block, I'm the toughest kid but I got
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Way bigger fish to fry
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Which is why I'm tryin' to get this bitch to fly off
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The handle and wait for the fist to fly to put this guy in a pine box
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He's always lookin' for chaos but tonight I've cooked up a plan
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So this Christmas, I got some color books and some crayons
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I'm layin' on the floor, in the living room with some friends colorin'
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He walks by, kicks my arm and goes, "Oops" and just laughs
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I yelled for Mom (Mom) and as she's rushin' to my defense
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I stood up and said, "Fuck you, punk" and I took off and ran
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To my bedroom, as I fled
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Knowin' shit would hit the fan
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Slammed the door and hid behind it with an aluminum bat
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He kicked it in
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I swung it hard as I could at his head
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His noodle went splat, he fell right at the foot of my bed
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I'm a little bit scared but my anger's overtooken the fear
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I threw down the bat and just started whoopin' his ass
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Beat him with my bare hands, the big bad wolf ain't so bad
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"Ding-dong," the pussy is dead, the bully finally gets his
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Stomped him until he pissed enough to fill a two-liter with
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Then buried him next to my dog
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And if I go to juvie for this, I'ma tell 'em


[Chorus]
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I, I, hate
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My, my stepdad (Stepdad)
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So tonight I'm sayin', "Bye-bye stepdad" (Stepdad)
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I, I, hate
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My, my stepdad (Stepdad)
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So tonight I'm sayin', "Bye-bye stepdad" (Stepdad)