Welcome brave dungeoneers
Many a peril lies beneath
Lord Fear has many spies
You’d better keep your wits about you
Choose your quest wisely
Don your helm and eye shield
Be valiant, be true, step forward

We’ll don the Helm of Justice
Treguard points the way
Your destiny awaits for you
When you
Enter the Knightmare

Where am I? In a room, with Granitas
(Side step left)
Take the bread, eat the key, grab the knife
(Side step left)
You’re in a room, there’s a bomb, quick run!
(Side step left)
Goblin horn, Lillith’s scorn, Pickle cries

Warning team. Life force critical!
Enter the Knightmare
Warning! Temporal disruption imminent