Eb     Ab               C               Ab
  If I could live to be several hundred
Eb        Ab              C
  I could take a walk and really wander
Ab     Bb     
Really wander
Eb    Bb Ab                           F  
  All my ghosts on every sea in every land
C         Ab 
Who needs that now? (3x)

[verse 2]
Eb         Ab              C                Ab     
  Have you heard about the heavenly angels (oh ohh oh)
Eb         Ab                C
  How they came to earth and met some ladies
     Ab        Bb    
With whom they mated?
Eb    Bb    Ab                        F
  And their young became giants every one
C         Ab             Eb F
Who needs that now? (3x)

[bridge]
Eb
  I was driving across the valley floor
Bb
  Going past a scene of gore
Ab
  Something that had ended here                
Eb                       Bb       
  Then I stopped in at a porno store
Eb
  And I found among the pictures there
Bb
  A vision that was very fair
Ab
  Just a moment from yesteryear
Eb                      Bb
  All I could do was stare

[solo]
(same rhythm and chords as the verse and chorus)

[verse 3]
Eb        Ab             C            Ab     
  I had a date for the eleventh hour (oh ohh oh)
Eb       Ab                 C
  And we took a tour of The Seven Horrors
Ab        Bb      
Plus just one more
Eb     Bb  Ab                      F
  Hank the Eighth was a duplicated man
C         Ab
Who needs that now? (3x)

Eb