A5              G5        F5   F5  G5
Why does it hurt when i pee?
A5              G5        F5   F5  G5
Why does it hurt when i pee?
  E5            F5                 G5        E5
I don't want no doctor to stick no needle in me
A5              G5      D5
Why does it hurt when i pee?

     D5    Dsus  D
E|--------------------------| 
B|-----------8~~---7~~------| 
G|--(7~~)--7~~---7~~---7~~--| 
D|--(7~~)-------------------| 
A|--(5~~)-------------------| 
E|--------------------------| 

  A5              G5      F5   F5  G5
I got it from the toilet seat
  A5               G5     F5   F5  G5
I got it from the toilet seat
   E5           F5     [N.C.]          E5
It jumped right up and grabbed my meat
A5              G5     D5
Got it from the toilet seat

[First guitar]
    D5             D5          D
E|-------10~---12~---13~---14~---------| 
B|-------------------------------------| 
G|--10/11~---12~---13~---14~-----------| 
D|-------------------------------------| 
A|-------------------------------------| 
E|-------------------------------------| 


                                     E5          F5    
E|--12-------------------10--| |-----------------------
B|-----13-12-13-10-12-13-----| x8 |-------7-9~~--------
G|---------------------------| |--9--9--------10--10---
D|---------------------------| |-----------------------
A|---------------------------| |-----------------------
E|---------------------------| |-----------------------
           G5            E5   A5  D5  D5
E|--------------------11TR12TR11TR12TR11--|    
B|-8-10~~---------10-12----------------------| 
G|------12--12----------------------------|    
D|----------------------------------------|    
A|----------------------------------------|    
E|----------------------------------------|    


[Second guitar]

E|-----------------------| 
B|-----------------------| 
G|--9--------------------| 
D|----10-9-10-7-10-9-10--| 
A|-----------------------| 
E|-----------------------| 


[Third guitar]

E|-----------------------------------------------------
B|-----------------------------------------------------
G|-----------------------------------------------------
D|----------------5-7~~-------7-5-------------2~~-----3
A|----------5-7-8-----------------8-7-5-------2~~-----3
E|--1-5-7-8-----------------------------8-7-5-0~~-----1

E|----------------------| 
B|----------------------| 
G|----------------------| 
D|~~-----5~~-----2~~----| 
A|~~-----5~~-----2~~----| 
E|~~-----3~~-----0~~----| 

D5   D5
Ooooooh!

[Verse]
   A5                G5         F5  (Rattle)
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
   A5                   G5      F5   F
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
         E5       F5      [n.c]               E5
Oh god i probably got the Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
   A5                G5         D5
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
              C5
Ai-eee-ai-eee-ahhhh!

[Outro]
A5
Why does it
A5
Why does it
A5
Why does it
A5          C5     F5     G5
Why does it hurt...when...I

E|--7h8p7p5\3h5--| 
B|---------------| 
G|---------------| 
D|---------------| 
A|---------------| 
E|---------------| 

A5
Peeeeeeee?

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| h   Hammer-on
| p   Pull-off
| /   Slide up
| \   Slide down
| ~   Vibrato
| TR  Trill