You know just the other morning,
I was hanging around in my house,
I had that old book with pictures,
Of madonna naked,
And i was checking it out,
Well just then a friend of mine came to the door,
She said she never picked me for a scum-bag before,
Said she didn't never wanna see me no more,
And i still, don't know why,

I think i'm an alright guy,
I think i'm an alright guy,
Well i just wanna live, until i gotta die,
I kno i ain't perfect,
But god knows, i try,
Think i'm an alright guy,
I think i'm alright

Well, this one time for medicinal purposes,
They forced me to smoke some dope,
Now i'm pretty sure i can still be the president,
But i don't think i'll ever get to be the pope,
Well, i know i get wild, and i know i get drunk,
It's not like i got a bunch of bodies in my trunk,
My old man used to call me a no good punk,
And i still don't know why,

I think i'm an alright guy,
I think i'm an alright guy,
Well i just wanna live, until i gotta die,
I kno i ain't perfect,
But god knows, i try,
Think i'm an alright guy,
I think i'm alright

You know, just the other night,
The cops pulled me over outside the bar,
Well they turned on their lights,
And they ordered me out of my car,
Man, i was only kidding when i called them a coupla dicks,
But still they made me the stupid human tricks,
Now i'm stuck in this jail,
With a dumb hicks, and i still don't know why,

I think i'm an alright guy,
I think i'm an alright guy,
Well i just wanna live, until i gotta die,
I kno i ain't perfect,
But god knows, i try,
Think i'm an alright guy,
I think i'm alright

You know, i think i'm an alright guy,
I think i'm alright