Jed The Humanoid

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Last night something pretty bad happened
          G
We lost a friend,
                D
All shocked and broken
            C          G
Shut down exploded

[Verse 2]
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Jeddy 3 is what we first called him
            G
Then it was Jed,
                   D
But Jed's system's dead
                C      G
Therefore so is Jed

[Verse 3]
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We assembled him in the kitchen
            G
From out of this and,
            D
From out of that and,
             C          G
Whatever was at hand

[Verse 4]
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When we were finished Jed we were so proud
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We celebrated
           D
We congratulated
                C       G
At what we'd created

[Verse 5]
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Jed could run or walk sing or talk and
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Compile thoughts and
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Solve lots of problems
                   C          G
We learned so much from him

[Verse 6]
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A couple of years went by and something happened
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We gave Jed less attention,
             D
We had new inventions
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We left for a convention

[Verse 7]
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Jed had found our booze and drank every drop
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He fizzled and popped,
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He rattled and knocked
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And finally he just stopped.