Intro/Verse:
   G#5 F5   x2
E|------------------|
B|------------------|
G|------------------|
D|-6---3------------|
A|-6---3------------|
E|-4---1------------|

Chorus:
   C#5 G#5 D#5   x2
E|----------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------|
G|-6-------8------------------------|
D|-6---6---8------------------------|
A|-4---6---6------------------------|
E|-----4----------------------------|

Bridge:
   F5   G#5   F5   C#5 D#5 
E|----------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------|
G|-10---------10---6---8------------|
D|-10---6-----10---6---8------------|
A|-8----6-----8----4---6------------|
E|------4---------------------------|

Solo:
E|-----------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------|
G|-/6---5---3v---\6--\10---8v--------|
D|-----------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------|

Interlude:
    A#m                      A#5   F#5 D#5
E|--6--(6-x)---------------------------------------|
B|--6--(6-x)---6--9--8-----------------------------|
G|--6----------6--8--8-----------------8-----------|
D|--8----------6-------------8-----4---8-----------|
A|--8------------------------8-----4---6-----------|
E|--6------------------------6-----2---------0-3---|
                             

Order:

Verse
Chorus
Verse
Chorus
Bridge
Verse
Chorus
Bridge
Verse (no lyrics)
Chorus w/ Solo (no lyrics)
Interlude
Verse
Chorus
End on G#5


Lyrics:

He hit the ground running
At the speed of light                   
The star was brightly shining
Like a neon light

It's your favorite son                 
It's your favorite son

A fixture on the talkshows
To the silver screen                   
From here to Colorado
He's a sex machine

(Chorus)

But isn't it a drag?
Isn't it a drag?                      
Isn't it a drag?
It's pretty bloody sad
But isn't it a drag?

A clean-cut all-American
Really ain't so clean                 
His royal auditorium
Is a murder scene

(Chorus)
(Bridge)

Well, no one says it's fair             
Turn a teenage lush                   
To a millionaire

Now where's your fuckin' champion?
On a bed you laid                       
He's not the all-American
That you thought you paid

It's your favorite son
It's your favorite son
But isn't it a drag?

Legend:

h = hammer-on
p = pull-off
b = bend
/ = slide up
\ = slide down
v = vibrato