Em=     022000
Bm=     x24432
G=      320033
G/F#=   200033
E=      022100

Intro 
C       C/E     Am (3x)
D
G5      F5      C5 (4x)

Verse 1

G                                                      D
To know you is to hate you. Loving you must be like suicide
C       C/E     Am
I       don’t   mind
   C    C/E     Am
If you  don’t   mind 
      C     C/E    Am                 D
Well, I am not the one who’s going to die

Verse 2
Same as verse 1

Chorus

Em                         Bm
Everybody loves a joke but no-one likes a fool
C                                                       G       G/F#
You’re always cracking the same odd lines again
Em                   Bm
But every verse that was started was stated clear
C                               D
So no-one understands your verity

Alright!

Sax solo:
G5      F5      C5 (4x)

Guitar solo:
D       C       G (4x)

Verse 3
Same as verse 1, but the last line is:

        C       C/E     Am      Am      E
You’re was-     ting     all    your    time