Em                                 C
Well I got a lot of things I’d like to say to you 
       G                            D
And also just a few I’d like to actually do
     C                  Em
But I don’t wanna go to jail 
   D                   G
And sometimes my words fail
          C                           D    G
And I don’t wanna let the worst parts of me prevail 
       C                             D
Saying what’s on my mind for me has always been hard 
                                    C         Em
So I’m just gonna leave this to the words of the bard


       Em                   G 
Get out of my sight thou dost infect my eyes 
    D                       C        Em
Wilt thou be made a man out of my vice?
     Em                  G
Thou has the most unsavory of smiles
    D                  C           Em
Thy tongue outvenoms all the worms of nile


    Em                           G
Injurious, tedious, you botcher’s apprentice 
   D                           C         Em
Remorseless treacherous, lecherous stock fish 
Em            G
I scorn you, scurvy companion
D              C
Thou misshapen dick
 C             Em
Thou bitch-wolf's son.

Solo

       Em               C                                       
Oh hell must be empty cuz the devil is here
   G                                   D
I’ve been memorizing shakespeare for nigh' on a year
 C              Em        
So I was ready for this 
D              G
after what you did 
       C                                D    G
You’ll be lucky if you leave here and you still exist 
        C                         D
You never knew when to shut it you carcass fit for hounds
                         C                Em
It’s the emptiest vessel that makes the loudest sounds



      Em                   G 
Get out of my sight thou dost infect my eyes 
    D                       C        Em
Wilt thou be made a man out of my vice?
    Em                    G
Thou has the most unsavory of smiles
    D                  C           Em
Thy tongue outvenoms all the worms of nile



    Em                           G
Injurious, tedious, you botcher’s apprentice 
   D                           C         Em
Remorseless treacherous, lecherous stock fish 
Em                        G
Thou one trunk inheriting slave
D                                           C
You’re not worth another word or else I’d call you
 C             Em
I’d call you, a knave.