C#m  E  C#m  E  C#m  F#m  B  E

[Verse 1]
C#m                E
I wanna carry your bags for you
C#m                        E
I'll hold the the door and make you feel good
C#m              F#m             B            E
But my hands are full and I only care about myself
C#m                E
I should learn to apologize
C#m                    E
'Cuz that's what good boyfriends do
C#m          F#m                 B          E
Draw hearts around your name and never be untrue

[Pre-chorus]
A                     C#m
I thought you threw a peace sign
G#m                F#m
But it's a "V" for victory
A                C#m
And as I write a valentine
G#m          F#m
In it I will plead

[Chorus]
       A             B
That I know that all men are dogs
    C#m     G#m      A
But not all dogs are men
A              B         E
Housebroken, domesticated

[Verse 2]
C#m           E
I look out my window
C#m           E
Two lovebirds in a tree
C#m              F#m
One turns to the other and says
B             E
"I doubt your sincerity"
C#m                E
You can say what I wanna hear
C#m                E
Something 'bout forgiveness
C#m             F#m                B               E
But white widow spider, you better check your privilege

[Pre-Chorus]
A                     C#m
I thought you threw a peace sign
G#m                F#m
But it's a "V" for victory
A                C#m
And as I write a valentine
G#m          F#m
In it I will plead

[Chorus]
       A             B
That I know that all men are dogs
    C#m     G#m      A
But not all dogs are men
A              B         E
Housebroken, domesticated
       A             B
That I know that all men are dogs
    C#m     G#m      A
But not all dogs are men
A              B         E
Housebroken, domesticated