Stop Your Tickling Jock

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Oh! I'm, courting a farmer's dochter,  she's one of the nicest ever seen.
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Her cheeks they are a rosy red,  and her age is just sweet seventeen.
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When I throw my arms around her neck and try to steal a kiss,
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oh, she'll wriggle and giggle and twist and twiggle,
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and then you'll hear her shouting this :


[Chorus]
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Will you stop yer tickling, Jock!  Oh, stop yer tickling, Jock!
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Dinna mak' me laugh so hearty, or you'll mak me choke.
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I wish you'd stop yer nonsense, look at all the folk,
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stop yer tic-kle-ing, tic-kle-ic-kle-ing, stop yer tickling, Jock!


[Verse]
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Oh! I took her to the seaside once, just to let her see the sea,
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I did enjoy mysel' that day, and I can tell you, so did she !
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On the train as we went thro' the tunnels in the dark,
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oh, and ev'ry time I wink'd at her, the passengers heard her remark.


[Chorus]
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Will you stop yer tickling, Jock!  Oh, stop yer tickling, Jock!
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Dinna mak' me laugh so hearty, or you'll mak me choke.
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I wish you'd stop yer nonsense, look at all the folk,
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stop yer tic-kle-ing, tic-kle-ic-kle-ing, stop yer tickling, Jock!


 [Verse]
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Oh! I went to the farm one Sunday, she invited me to a tea,
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her faither and her mither were both at the kirk,
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and of course that was a'richt with me.
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What a lovely feed we had, of ham and eggs and bun!
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Oh, and after that we had some treacle, roly poly just for fun.


[Chorus]
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Will you stop yer tickling, Jock!  Oh, stop yer tickling, Jock!
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Dinna mak' me laugh so hearty, or you'll mak me choke.
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I wish you'd stop yer nonsense, look at all the folk,
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stop yer tic-kle-ing, tic-kle-ic-kle-ing, stop yer tickling, Jock!


 [Verse]
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Oh! I'm thinking o' getting married, and that, I think, will be no harm.
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Oh! because I think she's just the sort   of lass to keep me nice and warm.
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I think she has a lot o' brass, but that I'll find out soon,
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oh, and if she has, we'll go a terrible journey on our honeymoon.


[Chorus]
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Will you stop yer tickling, Jock!  Oh, stop yer tickling, Jock!
  G              Em             A               D
Dinna mak' me laugh so hearty, or you'll mak me choke.
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I wish you'd stop yer nonsense, look at all the folk,
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stop yer tic-kle-ing, tic-kle-ic-kle-ing, stop yer tickling, Jock!