Stayed Gone

Stayed GONE - Hazbin Hotel

(Intro Hablada - Diálogo de Vox y Valentino)
[Vox] That f*cker is back!
[Valentino] Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too
[Vox] It's been seven years!
[Valentino] You still pissed he almost beat you that time?
[Vox] Uh, f*ck you!
[Valentino] Just saying
[Vox] Things have changed a lot since he left town
[Valentino] That's for sure
[Vox] I gotta send a message of who's really in charge of things now

[Vox]

Am
Welcome home
               E
I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone
          Am
Say hello to a new status quo
               F                     E
Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn
             Am
Turn the TV on!

(Cameras please, rolling in three, two)

     Am               E
Top of the hour, and we're discussing a certain has-been
F                        C            Dm       E
Who has been spotted cavorting around town
Am              Em          Am        E
After a seven-year absence, did anybody miss him?
F            C             Dm       E
Did anybody notice? More on tonight's program

Am              E
So, the Radio Demon is back in town
Am           E
Why is he hanging around?
F                     C
What does that mean for your family?
       Dm                       E
Well handily, I've got good news

       Dm            Em             F           E
He's a loser, a fossil, and I don't mean to sound hostile
        F            E          Em
But the demon is a coward! You can take that as gospel
Dm                E
Pulling my viewers? Impossible!
E                    Am     Em    Am  E
I'm visual, he's barely audible

    Am                    Em       Am   Dm
Stop giving him the time of day, don't listen to a word he'd say
  B                        E                    Am   Em
I hope he had a nice vacay, but he should've stayed away!

       Em              Am       Em
While he hid in radio, we've pivoted to video
     Dm
Now his medium is getting bloody rare
B                     E             Dm          E
Hell's been better since he split. Where's he been? Who gives a sh*t!

[Alastor]

Am         Gm     C   Dm          E     Am  A
Salutations! Good to be back on the air
Dm             E              Am              G          Dm   E   A#m B
Yes, I know it's been a while since someone with style treated hell to a broadcast

             E       Am       E      Am
Sinners, rejoice!

[Vox]

       Em      Dm
What a dated voice!

[Alastor]

           B                   E           Am      Em   Am
Instead of a clout-chasing, mediocre video podcast

[Vox]

Am
Come on!

[Alastor]

   Am                 Dm
Is Vox insecure, pursuing allure?
B                      E
Flitting between this fad and that, is nothing working?

[Vox]

Fm            E
Ignore his chirping!

[Alastor]

Am          Gm  C     Dm
Every day, he's got a new format!

[Vox]

Dm                         E
You're looking at the future, he's the sh*t that comes before that!

[Alastor]

A                     Dm       E
Is Vox as strong as he purports?
Am         G          C         Dm  E
Or is it based on his support?
Am             E               Am      A
He'd be powerless without the other Vees

[Vox]

Am
Oh, please!

[Alastor]

    Am
And here's the sugar on the cream
A5
He asked me to join his team!

[Vox]

(N.C.)
Hold on!

[Alastor]

       Am               E
I said no, and now he's pissy
Am            E
That's the tea!

[Vox]

Am                      E
You old-timey prick, I'll show you suffering

[Alastor]

Am                 E              F     C    Dm   E
Uh-oh, the TV is buffering!

[Vox]

Am                 E
I'll destroy you, you little—

[Alastor]

Am                 E
I'm afraid you've lost your signal

Am                 E              F               C
Let's begin, I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone
D            E      A
Tune on in, when I'm done
     A5
Your status quo will know its race is run
(N.C.)
Oh, this will be fun

[Vox]

¡F*ck!