I still remember, third of December
Me in your sweater
You said it looked better on me
Than it did you
Only if you knew, how much I liked you
But I watch your eyes as she

Walks by
What a sight for sore eyes
Brighter than a blue sky
She's got you mesmerized while I die

Why would you ever kiss me?
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
But you like her better
Wish I were heather

Watch as she stands with her
Holding your hand
Put your am'round her shoulder
Now I'm getting colder
But how could I hate her?
She's such an angel
But then again kinda wish she were
Dead as she

Walks by
What a sight for sore eyes
Brighter than a blue sky
She's got you mesmerized while I die

Why would you ever kiss me?
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
But you like her better
(I wish I were heather, oh, oh)
(Oh, oh) wish I were heather

Why would you ever kiss me?
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
But you like her better
Wish I were