Boudicca

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   Gonna cause a stink
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Won't be the first to blink
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I'm not who you think
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Don't mess with me, I'm Boudicca

[Verse 1]
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My husband Prasutagus died, he was a Celtic king
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I was his queen, so due to me was half of everything
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Roman law gave half to me, so half was what they got
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'Til their nasty soldiers came and took the blessed lot
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Hey mister, I say you got the wrong end of the stick
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His answer turned this sister into one angry chick

[Chorus]
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No man, Roman'll push around this woman
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You won't get far with Boudicca
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Bowmen, yeomen, smash the Roman foemen
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All say yah (yah!) Boudicca!

[Verse 2]
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I built a massive army, headed straight for the city
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Beat 'em all with ease, unlike me, it wasn't pretty
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Chopped 'em and hacked, but what made their red blood curl
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(Bad enough being beaten, but beaten by a girl?)

[Chorus]
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Whacked 'em, smacked 'em, boy, how we attacked 'em
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Near and far, ha ha ha!
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Flayed 'em, slayed 'em, up and down parade 'em
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Boudicca! Toughest by far

[Bridge]
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Colchester, London, St. Albans
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Everybody talk about dead Romans!

[Verse 3]
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We marched on up the Roman road that's known as Watling Street
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They trapped us in the forest, then thrashed us to our defeat
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By now, you'd guessed I'm not the kind of girl to sit and cry
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Be sold a slave to Romans? You know I'd rather die!
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They tried to take me prisoner, so I led the Roman boys on
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Instead of giving in to them, I swallowed special poison

[Chorus]
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Martyr, smarter, capturer, non-starter
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This was our last hurrah
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Slaughtered, dismembered, our tribe always remembered
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Boudicca! Superstar!
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Boudicca! Superstar!

[Outro]
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Don't diss this miss