Kicked out of the first pool
By a narc in a Melvin's T-shirt
Keeper of the house? Rules
Sippin'? On a Pbr
She? Was gonna buy you
A ticket to? The big show
We are gonna try to
Not underwhelm
Bungled it the first time

Now we're bringing in a Ringo
You see the key to life is
Stroking on the ego
She was gonna buy you
A ticket to the big show
At least we are gonna try, too
(Total sellout!)

Buzzkill botched the algebra
It's not a zero sum game
Banking on a rally, bruh
It won't make up the difference