G               D
With my pen and paper
Em                 C
I am sitting at my tabletop
    G
And once again
  D               G          D
I think of riding Daphne.

G               D
Cherry lips and curvy hips
Em                 C
And bucking like a quarter-horse
G                D               G           D
I sit here and I think of riding Daphne.

Bm C         G
Ooooh riding Daphne.
Bm C         G
Ooooh riding Daphne.

     F5
I'll settle in
    D5
Now strap me in
       C#5                C5
You'll mount me with your bristley thighs
       Eb5
You'll chafe me
           D5
I'm riding Daphne.

G                D
On her knees she gave a blow
Em                     C
Like standing on fresh fallen snow
     G                D            G         D
Besmirching the sweet innocence of Daphne
G                     D
In her white coat and stethoscope
Em                   C
She came so hard she couldn't cope
G                    D
She done it in front of her bloke
G             D
Our Daphne.

Bm C         G
Ooooh riding Daphne.
Bm C         G
Ooooh riding Daphne.

     F5
I'll settle in
    D5
Now strap me in
       C#5                C5
You'll bind me in with gaffer's tape
       Eb5
You'll gaff me
           D5
I'm riding Daphne.

C
Playing doctor with my doctor mate
  G
I think we could rocked her mate
Am
Thanks for waiting patiently
Em
And taking slobby dregs, mate
C
Hope there's no hard feelings
         Am              D
'Bout my manhood on your leg.

G                        D
She took the Hippocratic oath
Em                  C
She took my manhood in her throat
G                      D
She knows the Heimlich she won't choke
G            D
Not Daphne.

G                           D
She dropped her drawers and sat on me
Em                    C
While watching Grey's Anatomy
G                       D
And checked my prostate glad for free
G              D
Did Daphne.

Bm C         G
Ooooh riding Daphne.
Bm C         G
Ooooh riding Daphne.

     F5
I'll settle in
    D5
Now strap me in
       C#5                C5
You'll bind me in with gaffer's tape
       Eb5
You'll gaff me
           D5
I'm riding Daphne.

Bm C         G
Ooooh riding Daphne.
Bm C         G
Ooooh riding Daphne