[Intro]
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[Verse]
         G                    D
I wore a shirt one day with a machine gun silhouette
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Sporttin' a rainbow clip
           G
I had this gun guy staring at me
D
Wondering where I got it
       F                       G
And he just about flipped over it!
        G                        D
I don't know his name, yeah, but just the same
          F                   G
He buys a literal mountain of death
      G           D
And I lost 5 or 6 bidding wars against him
        F                  G
Yeah, until I had no money left
        F                   G
I said until I had no money left
        F                   G
Yeah, until I had no money left

Oh!

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[Verse]
        G                               D
I don't want you getting hurt if you're too disappointed
        F                      G
If the feathers are broken and dead
    G
The birds look good in person
    D
But not in the photos
    F                   G
And super vice versa, I bet!
              G                  D
I've seen the auctioneer getting pretty frustrated
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If something good gets under bid
       G
When I went down there
      D
I got pretty damned suspicious
       F                        G
But he seems like a pretty good kid
         F                        G
Yeah, he seems like a pretty good kid
         F                        G
Well, he seems like a pretty good kid!

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[break]
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[Verse]
     G                         D
This joint's been around for a while
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And it feels like the same old crowd each time
    G
But there's always that chance
     D
Of a shill biddin' trucker
          F                       G
Trying to help the old man make a dime
            G               D
There's one gun guy coming straight out of Texas
        F                G
Doesn't keep not one for himself
           G
He's got a kingdom of gun shops
   D
He likes to decorate 'em
         F                    G
With the trophies of somebody else
          F                    G
Yeah, the trophies of somebody else
          F                    G
Well, the trophies of somebody else!

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