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[Verse 1]
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Well I went down to the collerina
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I saw a big pig I just had to have
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The wife told me I should proceed with caution
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But oscar barked and said Id like to take a bite on that

[Chorus]

And I said
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Hey big boar why dont you come over here
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Me and my dog want to chew on your ear
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And pick you up, put you in the back of my ute
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We'll kill you so fast it just aint funny
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Take you to the chiller and make lots of money
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Then we'll come back and kill all your family

[Verse 2]
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Oscar and I was running though the lignami
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We got to the pig, he looked like a grizerly bear
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I guess it weighed about 1 hundred and 80
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Oscar ran in but it tossed him up in the air
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We were there for about half an hour
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Trying to catch that big darl old pig
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Then linden turned up with about 7 pig dogs
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Grab that boar and put it in the back of out rig

[Chorus]

And we said
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Hey big boar why dont you come over here
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Me and my dog want to chew on your ear
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And pick you up, put you in the back of my ute
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We'll kill you so fast it just aint funny
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Take you to the chiller and make lots of money
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Then we'll come back the very next day

[Bridge]
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With a great big gun and a butchers knife
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Photographer, thats the wife
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Kill 50 pigs to get them seen
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In every hunting magazine
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To all you city people
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If your dog is looking board
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Take him out west where the weed is high
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And put him on a boar and just say

[Chorus]
G
Hey big boar why dont you come over here
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Me and my dog want to chew on your ear
    C            D                         G
And pick you up, put you in the back of my ute
      G
We'll kill you so fast it just aint funny
G
Take you to the chiller and make lots of money
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Then we'll come back and kill your family
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Then we'll come back and kill your family