G
I wish that I could dance around the kitchen
                                     Am         G
make him apple pie and do the dishes at home alone

G
I hope you know I'm kidding now I'm going fishing
                                                    Am              G
besides the only thing that I can cook is something on toast you know

Am                    D                  G
But I wish you'd love the other side of me
Am                    D                      G
with the wicked smile a real tough guy could see
Am                    D                      G
and I wish this makeup would leave my skin alone
Am          D
but I know, I know
                 G
I guess I really don't

G
I wish that I could wear my bra like dress ups
                                                    Am
and dance around the stage like I'm in a strip club like her
                          G
oh wouldn't you look at her

I guess you know I'm kidding

now I've made my mind up
                                                 Am
I'd rather be the singer that can sing the songs herself
             G
turn off the backing track

Am                    D                  G
But I wish you'd love the other side of me
Am                    D                      G
with the wicked smile a real tough guy could see
Am                    D                      G
and I wish this dress would leave my skin alone
Am          D
but I know, I know
                 G
I guess I really don't

                 Am
I guess I really don't
        C                 G
and the world just plays along
                   Am            C             G
I just want you to know that I'd write you any song
                     Am        C            G
if you'd just take a break and give me wild space

Am                        D             G
But I wish you'd love the other side of me
Am                      D                  G
cause my friends and i, we just want sympathy
Am                    D               G
and I wish it let the salt stay in my hair
Am          C
but I know, I know
                      G
well actually I don't care

Am C 

                  G
See, I just don't care