Intro: Bm5-/7 E7 Am7 Cdim F7M G7

C     Em7   Am7       G
I won't dance,   don't ask me
C     Em7   Am7       G
I won't dance,   don't ask me 
C     C7M    Dm7   G7      C  C/B A7
I won't dance,   madame, with you
 Gdim      F     Fm  Gdim    G       C Em   F G7
My heart won't let me do things they should do 
C     Em7  Am7        G
You know what,     you're lovely
C     Em7  Am7        G
You know what,     you're lovely
C     C7M  Dm7      G7    C C/B A7
But, oh what    you do to me
   Fdim    F   Fm       Fdim   G    C   C/B   A7
I'm like an ocean wave that's bumped on the shore
  Fdim    F  Fm      Fdim G      C    C  Am7 Bb7 C
I feel so absolutely stumped on the floor
Bridge
G#           G#9               G#           G#7
When you dance, you're charming and you're gentle
C#             C#9      C#        C#7
'Specially when you do the Continental
B                  B7             C7
But this feeling isn't purely mental 
      Bm5-/7 E7  Am7      Cdim   F7M  G7
For heaven rest us,    I'm not  asbestos
G  Am7     D9
And that's why 
C      Em7   Am7       G
I won't dance,    why should I
C      Em7   Am7       G
I won't dance,    how could I
C     Em7   Am7     G     C  C/B A7
I won't dance,   Merci beaucoup. 
  Gdim    F   Fm      Fdim  G  C     C/B A7
I know that music leads the way to romance
 Gdim    F7M     Cdim   Dm7   Fdim     C
So if I hold you in my arms, I won't dance