12 Oz. Curls

C          F
I just got to raise this beer and make a toast
G                       C            G
I got fired to day, now lets get comatose
     C                        F
Well babe it's ok, we'll have time to get in shape
G                    C
Down at jims bar and grill lifting weights,

      C                      F
Doing 12 ounce curls i ain't lazy
         G                           C
It's the exercise that satisifies my mind
        C                             F
Got the weight of the world drivin me crazy
    G                              C
I'm taking it away, 12 ounces at a time


Oh I need to improve myself
I'm askin you please to have patience
We may need to seek some professional help
Down at the Detox and Rehabilitation

Doin' those:
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Bridge:
G             C
Forty's fine, Sixteen's good enough
     D                               G
Well I just want 12 ounces at a time that won't run out
F                                    C
As long as there's enough for all of you and all of me
D                                          G
When this place runs out well, we'll call it history


Fiddle


Steel


So a beer for everybody that can afford one
Tell that barmaid bring me one too
I need to blow job related troubles off my mind
And quit worrying about how I'm getting' screwed

Chorus