Santas Got A Mean Machine

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[Verse 1]
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There´s a candy-colored '51 rollin´ around
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Creepin' down the avenues of North Pole town
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Round up all the fellas, tell 'em come over quick
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Because the driver looks a little like that Old Saint Nick
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Slidin´ 'round the corner like a vision in red
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Looks like he traded in the slip on that rickety sled


[Chorus]
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Santa's got a mean machine
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Santa's got a mean machine
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It's the lowest, leanest sleigh that you ever seen
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Well Santa went and chopped him up a mean machine


[Verse 2]
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Bells on the bumper and candy cane spokes
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Whistlin' pipes that rumble and croak
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Nosed, decked, and paneled with a five-inch chop
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He's got the peppermint switches make him jump and hop
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Red bucket seats, Santa, go go go
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The wide whites keep him rollin' low and slow


[Chorus]

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Santa's got a mean machine
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Santa's got a mean machine
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It's the lowest, leanest sleigh that you ever seen
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Well Santa went and chopped him up a mean machine


[Verse 3]
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Here it comes cruisin´ down Santa Claus Lane
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A shifter knob for Johnny and a club coat for Jane
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Droppin' toys in the driveway so you better be good
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He's got reindeer power hiding under the hood
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Hopping down the boulevard and makin' the scene
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´Cause he's the craziest Kringle that you ever seen


[Chorus]

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Santa's got a mean machine
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Santa's got a mean machine
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It's the lowest, leanest sleigh that you ever seen
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Well Santa went and chopped him up a mean machine


[Outro]
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It's a bad dad
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Lean mean
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Killer diller
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Thriller filler
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Low and slow
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Rock 'n roll
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Hoppin' choppin'
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Mean machine