Verses
A                                       G#
Wake up major and stitch on your hat
F#                                                      E
You fell out of bed, and then you landed in the cache
D                      A
So whats in your diary today?
A                                                       G#
Call on your main man, what can he do for you?
F#                                                      E
Hang out with stupid, so you can tell him what to do
D                   A
Major, this is your day

C#       D          A       E             D
Livin' alone in a jar never gets you very far

Chorus
A                               C#
He can read your mind, make you feel alright
     D     A              E
Sgt. Major knows what you want
A                               C#
He knows who you are, one day you'll be a star
    D      A             E

A                                               G#
Take out your paper and throw it all away
F#                                              E
Everything is useless ain't got a lot to say
D                   A
Major this is your way


A                                               G#
The major is drowning 'cause he opened his mouth
F#                                                     E
He starts to explain it, but nothing's coming out
D                   A
Major what can you say?


C#              D            A
I hope that you like who you are
C#               D        A         E              D
Cause livin' alone in a jar never gets you very far

Repeat chorus

Bridge
F#MINOR
I know that you think that you made it
B
I know what I meant to say
F#minor
While you looked in the mirror
B
I was getting away
D
For you there is there is nothing to say

Chorus

Then play D, A, E till the end