Capo on 7th 
 
Intro (Finger picked) : Em  D   G  Em 

C           D             G                 Em
on Preston platform do the soft shoe shuffle dance 
C               D
brush away the cigerette ash 
        G              A
thats fallen down your pants 
C                  D
and then you sadly wonder 
          G                 Em              D
does the nurse treat your old man the way she should 
C                     G         Em
she makes you tea asks for your autograph 
         D
what a laugh